Front: The Golden Years I've heard 'em called the "golden" years, this time in life that we have neared. What makes 'em "golden", I don't know cuz this is how it seems to go: You cain't get up, ya cain't bend down, that dang cholesterol can make ya frown. Yer hearing aid goes on the fritz, a sip o' whiskey will getcha blitzed! Yer memory fades, yer teeth fall out and yer always wonderin' what those young'ns are talkin' about!
Inside: So as another birthday comes to pass, to you, I'd like to raise a glass... Here's to our health (while it still lasts), and those "golden" years? They can kiss my ass! Happy Birthday from One Golden Oldie to Another
• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in U.S.A.
Artist: Crash Cooper
Size: 5 1/2" x 7 1/4"