Birthday Card: From One Golden Oldie to Another

Front: The Golden Years I've heard 'em called the "golden" years, this time in life that we have neared. What makes 'em "golden", I don't know cuz this is how it seems to go: You cain't get up, ya cain't bend down, that dang cholesterol can make ya frown. Yer hearing aid goes on the fritz, a sip o' whiskey will getcha blitzed! Yer memory fades, yer teeth fall out and yer always wonderin' what those young'ns are talkin' about!

Inside: So as another birthday comes to pass, to you, I'd like to raise a glass... Here's to our health (while it still lasts), and those "golden" years? They can kiss my ass! Happy Birthday from One Golden Oldie to Another


Features: 
• Full color interior 
• Colorful envelope included 
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks 
• Made in U.S.A. 


Artist: Crash Cooper  
Item#: 13275
Size: 5 1/2" x 7 1/4" 

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